Watch: John Early Joins CupcakKe on a Horny Undersea Adventure

April 2021 · 1 minute read

Long live seapunk! Rapper CupcakKe’s newest song and video, “Squidward Nose,” dives deep under the sea for the episode of Spongebob Squarepants Nickelodeon’s too scared to show you: the one with facesitting. Comedian John Early cameos as a lusty seaman trying to get some from a mermaid. The song is an ode to large members, with CupcakKe singing “His dick smaller than my toes/I’d rather ride Squidward nose.” The lyric was originally about Pinocchio’s nose, but CupcakKe “did research on Pinocchio & he’s just a little boy … so I had to change it cause I ain’t on no pedophile shit, she tweeted. “[S]o then I googled Squidward & realize he was 40 years old & I said yeah he can get it.”

Watch John Early Join CupcakKe on a Horny Undersea Adventure

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